Saturday, February 19, 2011
Regret.
wutta nite!
Friday, February 18, 2011
Morals.
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
***Right.Haih.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
OhBoy!
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what I see
***Psttt! Lotsa IDIOTZ like this out there.Beware :)
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
DOA.
Waktu-Waktu Mustajab untuk Berdoa.
1. Ketika hujan.
2. Hendak memulakan solat dan selepas solat.
3. Ketika menghadapi musuh dalam peperangan.
Sabda Rasulullah s.a.w. yang bermaksud: “Berdoalah saat doa itu diperkenankan Allah iaitu pada saat bertemu tentera-tentera (berperang), ketika hendak mendirikan sembahyang dan ketika turunnya hujan.” (Hadis mursal yang diriwayatkan oleh Imam al-Nawawi dalam Kitab al-Azkar)
4. Antara azan dan iqamat.
Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda yang bermaksud: “Tidak ditolak doa yang dimohonkan antara azan dan iqamat.” (Riwayat al-Tirmizi)
5. Ketika iktidal yang akhir dalam solat.
6. Ketika sujud dalam solat.
7. Ketika khatam al-Quran (30 juzuk).
8. Sepanjang malam, terutamanya pada sepertiga yang akhir dan pada waktu sahur.
9. Sepanjang hari Jumaat.
Kerana mengharapkan bertemu dengan saat ijabah (saat diperkenankan doa) yang terletak antara terbit fajar hingga terbenam matahari pada hari Jumaat.
10. Antara waktu Zuhur dan Asar dan antara Asar dan Maghrib.
Credit to: FB Ustaz Zahazan. TQ for sharing.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Wish.
Yes, my mind was wandering. I wished I were there with someone who could bring peace to my heart someone with whom I could spend a little time without being afraid that i would lose him the next day. With that reassurance, the time would pass more slowly. We could be silent for a while because we'd know we had the rest of our lives together for conversation. I wouldn't have to worry about serious matters, about difficult decisions and hard words.
Fall.
A fall from the third floor hurts as much as a fall from the hundredth.
If I have to fall, may it be from a high place.
So i wont feel anything at all.
Up!
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing wants to go my way--
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's comin' easily
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
Up--up--up--
Can only go up from here
Up--up--up--Up
where the clouds gonna clear
Up--up--up--
There's no way but up from here
Even something as simple as
Forgettin' to fill up on gas
There ain't no explanation why--
things like that can make you cry
Just gotta learn to have a laugh
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
When everything is goin' wrong
Don't worry, it won't last for long
Yeah, it's all gonna come around
Don't go let it get you down
You gotta keep on holding on
It's 'bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybody's buggin' me
Like nothing want to go my way--
yeah, it just ain't been my day
Nothin's comin' easily
F.U!
You and me, we have an opportunity.And we could make it something really cool.But you, you think I'm not that kind of girl.I'm here to tell you baby, I know how to rock your world.Don't think that I'm not strong.I'm the one to take you on.
Don't underestimate me boy.I'll make you sorry you were born.You don't know me.
The way you really should.You sure misunderstood.Dont' call me baby.You got some nerve, and baby that'll never do.You know I don't belong t o you.It's time you knew I'm not your baby.I belong to me, so? Don't call me baby.Behind my smile is my IQ.I must admit, this does not sit, with the likes of you.You're really sweet
Mmm, you're really nice.But didn't mama ever tell you not to play with fire?
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Think.
"Passion makes a person stop eating, sleeping, working, feeling at peace. A lot of people are frightened because, when it appears, it demolishes all the old things it finds in its path. No one wants their life thrown into chaos.
That is why a lot of people keep that threat under control, and are somehow capable of sustaining a house or a structure that is already rotten. They are the engineers of the superseded. Other people think exactly the opposite: they surrender themselves without a second thought, hoping to find in passion the solutions to all their problems.
They make the other person responsible for their happiness and blame them for their possible unhappiness. They are either euphoric because something marvelous has happened or depressed because something unexpected has just ruined everything. Keeping passion at bay or surrendering blindly to it - which of these two attitudes is the least destructive?
I don't know.
— Paulo Coelho (Eleven Minutes)
Friday, February 4, 2011
Tembun & Tambun!
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Wondah.
There are few people whom I really LOVE, and still fewer of whom I think well.
The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and characters, and of the lilte dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense,Jane Austen.
So True.So True.
Friday, January 28, 2011
SYUKUR!
Monday, January 24, 2011
Rezeki.
SABAR.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
beehun sup!
Tadi Jezmonz ajak saye pi mamam kt Shah Alam-assemen beliau. * Sederet HAKIM kt UiTM tu*
cool!
Beberape hari kebelakangan ni saye di-rasuk sihir iPhone 4! Yup! abis iPhone Emmytoz saye rogol berkali2 kerna sawan amik gambo gune LOMO hehe * Sorry emmytoz juz cant help it :P*
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Sutun!
SUTUN adalah salah satu binatang yang amat-amat-amat saye gilai.Ye, sampai saye pernah kena 'gaut' kejap di buku lali ye kerna TERLALU banyak telan binatang ini. *Padan Muke aku*
TaTa.
i like her. She So pretty & Yah Sexy too!
Song that bring me back to my skooling years!
Laf it ohh~
Friday, January 21, 2011
Past.
"It's not my story anymore: whenever I speak about the past now, I feel as if I were talking about something that has nothing to do with me. All that remains in the present are the voice, the presence, and the importance of fulfilling my mission. I don't regret difficulties I experienced; I think they helped me to become the person I am today, I feel the way a warrior must feel after years of training; he doesn't remember the details of everything he learned, but he knows how to strike when the time is right."
— Paulo Coelho (The Zahir)
Wanita.
2. Seorang wanita solehah adalah lebih baik daripada 70 lelaki soleh.
3. Seorang wanita yang jahat adalah lebih buruk daripada 1,000 lelaki yang jahat.
4. 2 rakaat solat dari wanita yang hamil adalah lebih baik daripada 80 rakaat solat wanita yang tidak hamil.
5. Wanita yang memberi minum susu kepada anaknya daripada badannya (susu badan) akan dapat satu pahala daripada tiap-tiap titik susu yang diberikannya.
6. Wanita yang melayan dengan baik suami yang pulang ke rumah di dalam keadaan letih akan mendapat pahala jihad.
7. Wanita yang habiskan malamnya dengan tidur yang tidak selesa kerana menjaga anaknya yang sakit akan mendapat pahala seperti membebaskan 20 orang hamba.
8. Wanita yang melihat suaminya dengan kasih sayang dan suami yang melihat isterinya dengan kasih sayang akan dipandang Allah dengan penuh rahmat.
9. Wanita yang menyebabkan suaminya keluar dan berjuang ke jalan Allah dan kemudian menjaga adab rumahtangganya akan masuk syurga 500 tahun lebih awal daripada suaminya, akan menjadi ketua 70,000 maalaikat dan bidadari dan wanita itu akan dimandikan di dalam syurga, dan menunggu suaminya dengan menunggang kuda yang dibuat daripada yakut (permata).
10. Wanita yang tidak cukup tidur pada malam hari kerana menjaga anak yang sakit akan diampunkan oleh Allah akan seluruh dosanya dan bila dia hiburkan hati anaknya Allah memberi 12 tahun pahala ibadat.
11. Wanita yang memerah susu binatang dengan "bismillah" akan didoakan oleh binatang itu dengan doa keberkatan.
12. Wanita yang menguli tepung gandum dengan bismillah", Allah akan berkatkan rezekinya.
13. Wanita yang menyapu lantai dengan berzikir akan mendapat pahala seperti meyapu lantai di baitullah.
14. Wanita yang menjaga solat, puasa dan taat pada suami, Allah akan mengizinkannya untuk memasuki syurga dari mana-mana pintu yang dia suka.
15. Wanita yang hamil akan dapat pahala berpuasa pada siang hari.
16.Wanita yang hamil akan dapat pahala beribadat pada malam hari.
16. Wanita yang bersalin akan mendapat pahala 70 tahun solat dan puasa dan setiap kesakitan pada satu uratnya Allah mengurniakan satu pahala haji.
17. Sekiranya wanita mati dalam masa 40 hari selepas bersalin, dia akan dikira sebagai mati syahid.
18. Jika wanita melayan suami tanpa khianat akan mendapat pahala 12 tahun solat.
19. Jika wanita menyusui anaknya sampai cukup tempoh (2 1/2 tahun), maka maalaikat-maalaikat di langit akan khabarkan berita bahawa syurga wajib baginya.
20. Jika wanita memberi susu badannya kepada anaknya yang menangis, Allah akan memberi pahala satu tahun solat dan puasa.
21. Jika wanita memicit suami tanpa disuruh akan mendapat pahala 7 tuala emas dan jika wanita memicit suami bila disuruh akan mendapat pahala tuala perak.
22. Wanita yang meniggal dunia dengan keredhaan suaminya akan memasuki syurga.
23. Jika suami mengajarkan isterinya satu masalah akan mendapat pahala 80 tahun ibadat.
24. Semua orang akan dipanggil untuk melihat wajah Allah di akhirat, tetapi Allah akan datang sendiri kepada wanita yang memberati auratnya iaitu memakai purdah di dunia ini dengan istiqamah.
*panduan dan ingatan utk diri saya sendiri dan sahabat2ku yang disayangi..=)
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
White! + Khurafat?
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
EGO.
Oh Nenek!
Hahahahaha , Ok OK bagilah saye gelak dulu pliz. hehehhe
lawak bile dgr lagu kt bawah ni SEBAB??? saye teringat kt Nenek saye Madam Jammyla kerna beliau sudah ketangih dengar SinarFM hari-hari sampaikan saye terpengaruh tuk tune in ke SinarFM juga semlam haha.
Lepas satu-satu lagu mengibau zaman muda-muda dulu lagi-lagilah semua lagu2 time karaoke kotz?Lepas Dilema KRU,terus ke Khatijah Ibrahim sambung Feminin & lagi ke Zaiton Sameon! wahaha haruslah aku melalak dlm bilik cam org sewel nyanyi sesame semua lagu2 yg keudara.Sampai tak perasaan dah jam1.30pagi ye!
Bawah ni salah satu lagu yg memukau jiwe aku jap haha jom nyanyi yukkk! :D











